For every 10 letters you write, she writes one. She's always the one who ends the phone call. You happen to mention when your birthday's coming up, because you know deep down she's already forgoteen it. Meanwhile ,she gives you just enough to keep you on the hook.

我们常常为了深爱的人做些稀奇古怪的事，我们对他们撒谎，我们为他们撒谎。或许生活中难免坎坷颠簸，但我们总希望他们过得尽善尽美。就像是肩负着最沉重的负担，但却是世上最甜蜜负担。 We do strange things for the people we love. We lie to them, we lie for them. There may be some bumps along the way, but we never stop waiting the best for them. That’s what makes it such a tough job. Kind of the best job in the world.

— 克莱尔 《摩登家庭》

“如果你爱它，就给它自由。除非它是一只狮子”

— Manny 《摩登家庭》

“我曾经有好几次，把Manny化妆成了一个小女孩，然后出去跟别人介绍说，‘这是我女儿’。但（长大以后）当Manny看到他小时候的那些照片时，我为了不弄乱他的思维，就跟他说，那是你死去的双胞胎妹妹！”

— Gloria 《摩登家庭》